I work at Disney World as a tour guide! I used to work Fantasyland Attractions; my second College Program was at Epcot as a Character Attendant. I'm effervescent. The title of my blog is taken from Meg Cabot's series, The Princess Diaries. Specifically, Volume 10: Forever Princess: "I know. I'm pathetic. A pathetic unicorn."
Love this bit
He’s thought about it though. One of the greatest minds of our generation sat down one day and was like “wait, could zombies exist?” And then he did the science thing and was like “nah we’re good.”
I’ve been telling people, BE READY FOR THE TERMINATORS
The Family Magic tour is one of my favorite things. Spending 2 hours with kids on a scavenger hunt and saving Magic Kingdom from Jafar’s clutches is always a good day at work.
'Tale as old as time…'
I don’t post on my personal blog much about Lane’s Disney adventures, but I can’t resist putting this here because, well, yeah. This happened and it was beyond anything I can describe with mere words. They danced. They read books. The walked hand and hand through the castle while onlookers clapped and Beauty and the Beast music played. I can’t even. This is my baby girl, ya’ll!!!
It’s already huge. robertdniro
The clip is directed by Mark Romanek, who’s responsible for such famous videos as Madonna’s “Bedtime Story,” Michael & Janet Jackson’s “Scream,” Fiona Apple’s “Criminal” and Johnny Cash’s “Hurt.”
When you’re in the position I’m in, you have two options: you can either shut yourself off from everybody, from the world, and not live a full life. Or you welcome everybody into your life and occasionally somebody will try to take advantage. And I’d much rather be that person who lets people in.